Slap your MacBook.
It moans back.

PokeMac turns slaps, lid flips, and USB plugs into sounds — with your own audio or a built-in library. A tiny, playful menu-bar app for Apple Silicon.

One-time payment · Free updates forever · macOS 14+ · Apple Silicon
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What it does

Five things, done well. No bloat, no account, nothing leaves your Mac.

👋

Slap detection

The built-in accelerometer feels a tap or slap on the chassis and plays a sound — louder the harder you hit.

💻

Lid reactions

Open or close the lid and PokeMac reacts with a sound of your choice.

🔌

USB moaner

Plug in or yank out a USB device and it moans (or whatever you assign).

🎧

Your own sounds

Drop in your own MP3, WAV, or M4A clips and assign them to any event.

🎚️

Customize everything

Pick a different sound per event, tune sensitivity, cooldown, and volume.

🔒

Totally private

Everything runs on-device. No telemetry, no network, no data collection. Ever.

How it works

Buy, download, unlock. Under two minutes.

1

Buy securely

Checkout takes a minute. You get a license key and a download link by email instantly.

2

Install

Open the DMG, drag PokeMac to Applications, and grant Input Monitoring so it can feel your slaps.

3

Unlock & slap

Paste your license key once. A 👋 lives in your menu bar — go ahead, slap away.

One price. Forever.

No subscription. Buy it once, own it, get every update.

$9 once
  • Slap, lid, and USB reactions
  • Upload unlimited custom sounds
  • Per-event sound customization
  • Free updates, forever
  • 100% private — nothing leaves your Mac
Buy PokeMac — $9
Requires macOS 14 (Sonoma) or later · Apple Silicon (M1 or newer)

Questions

The honest answers.

Which Macs are supported?

Apple Silicon MacBooks (M1 or newer) on macOS 14 (Sonoma) or later. Slap detection uses the built-in motion sensor, which desktop Macs and Intel laptops don't have.

Why do I need to grant "Input Monitoring"?

That permission lets PokeMac read the built-in accelerometer to feel slaps. It's the only permission it asks for — no camera, mic, or network access.

macOS says it "can't verify the developer." Is it safe?

PokeMac is an independent app distributed outside the App Store. On first launch, open System Settings → Privacy & Security, scroll to the Security section, and click Open Anyway. You only do this once.

Is my data collected?

No. Everything runs locally. There's no telemetry, no analytics, and no network calls except checking your license and looking for updates.

How do updates work?

PokeMac checks for updates automatically and installs them in place — you never need to re-buy or re-download manually.

Lost your license key or download?

No problem — recover it here. Enter the email you purchased with and we'll send you a link to your key and download.

Can I get a refund?

Yes — if it doesn't work for you, reply to your receipt within 14 days for a full refund, no questions asked.